接上回，高辛辞终究难以抵挡后备道具的诱惑，霸总哥破防了，一晚上睡过去后第二天四仰八叉的瘫着。
我迷迷糊糊听见闹钟声音，一睁眼，发现自己紧巴巴搂着高辛辞这个大火炉，人都快熟了，怪不得做梦梦见被火烤。
嗯，像春卷。
高辛辞比我先醒几秒，心烦气躁一巴掌差点把手机扫地下，闹钟不吭声了，只是人工智障控制的窗帘又不识眼色的拉开了，强烈的日光从窗口照进来，高辛辞皱了皱眉头也只能叹气了，毕竟谁也不会跟个机器置气不是？我突然给笑出声。
“还笑！我快被你压死了，下来。”高辛辞在我脸下边发出强烈抗议，被窝里还要捏我一把。
我撑着胳膊抬起来一点，照旧是窝在他胸口挠痒痒：“不是你非让我躺你身上的嘛，嫌冷嫌黑嫌陌生地方睡不着，昨晚上理由怎么那么多呢？怎么，还不消气啊？玩不起是不是？”我挑眼示意下门边的另一个床，却不曾想高辛辞的理由依旧充分。
“我玩不起你是第一天知道？夫妻同心，我跟你学的啊。”
“啊？！”
“你现在可以去那边睡了，我没意见。”高辛辞撒开手，见我不动自己还往后撤半步把我放床边上。
我愣了半天才反应过来，撤手不可思议：“什么意思，你还别扭着呢？提裤子不认人是吧？”
“我昨天穿的睡袍。”高辛辞十分无赖的摆摆手。
我目瞪口呆轻扇下他脸：“有你这么不讲道理的吗？”
“我就这么不讲道理，有本事你咬我啊。”高辛辞深吸一口气牵着我手心亲了下，随后一个鲤鱼打挺起身还不忘掀了被子给我一下：“起床。”
我在空调风中凌乱，真的很想不通，这绝对是两辈子以来最难哄的高辛辞，道歉也不行讨好也不行，难道要我一哭二闹三上吊？我也做不来啊，演技这事需要天份的，我顶多装装可怜骗我哥……
可惜想事的功夫高辛辞已经穿好衣服了，洗漱之前还不忘点醒我，他跟柯瑞安再是老朋友也要遵守不迟到这条的，何况现在是有求于人，我也只好把正事放前头，等高家的管事把新衣服送来换上后好好打扮下，在此期间我也想到另一个很严肃的问题，就是我好像又被高辛辞耍了。
他老家他难道就只有两套房子不成！为了高寒熵留守方便，高家把一套房子分给他我完全可以理解，但新繁区绝对是颖京做生意最重要的地标啊，除了老宅确实在安北区以外，高家人再有什么车产房产绝对都在新繁区吧？高辛辞在临江都有各式各样十七八套房产，他妈妈在老家住着，千百亿的家产带着，这平常的爱好就没有买房子这条？！
骗鬼呢他！
管事的能跑这么远送衣服，我俩却不能坐着车往返家和约定地点，明知道旅游旺季的颖京会有多可怕，非要搞这个“刺激”，害我走那么远的路，我早知道就该去投奔我小叔才对！他也不止春山寰宇那一个院子啊！真是失策，偏在路上我还没法抱怨，他一直拿着手机打电话，我都无聊透了，好不容易到了柯瑞安家的公馆，高辛辞才把手机放下整整衣衫，彼此一块翻个白眼，跟着管家往天台去。
圆弧形带着汉白玉围栏的天台侧边是个碧色的琉璃穹顶，阳光照下来将色彩挥散在淡灰色地板上，于是浅陋的世界有了明辉，顺着这方向往前看，柯瑞安倚在栏杆边上，看见我们立即叫退管家和佣人，笑嘻嘻的走过来跟高辛辞拥抱。
“hi, Leen. Long time no see. It's a rare opportunity to invite you here, and you've also brought your friend. I've been eager to meet miss Fu.”柯瑞安拍拍高辛辞后背。
金发碧眼，笑起来眉眼弯弯，对着外人说话也没多刻意，基本可以确定是个阳光开朗大男孩一枚了，人畜无害这词用在他身上正合适，好在高辛辞的朋友大多是这种类型，不担心相处很难的问题，不然不敢想象我会有多社恐。
正想着这些的功夫，柯瑞安不晓得怎么拐了个弯已经走到我面前伸出手：“hello, miss Fu. my name is curian. Nice to meet you.”
我同样也笑着伸出手：“Nice to meet you too, I've long heard of your great reputation. I've read the books you've written and seen numerous reviews. You're truly an artistic person. Now that I've met you in person, I find that your reputation is well-deserved.”
柯瑞安顿时笑呵呵的，长长的睫毛一颤一颤、像只蓝闪蝶：“You're too kind, miss Fu. I wonder if you still remember. In fact, we met once in mala, at a dinner party. You were so beautiful that it's been unforgettable. that's why I asked Leon to bring you here this time. I hope it's not bothering you.”
“of course not. moreover, this time Leen and I need your help, so it's only right that we pay you a visit in person.Also, thank you for your pliment.”我笑笑答，同时也示意高辛辞过来，他这才招呼着一起坐到小沙发上说。
真是太惊险了，这哥们说这么快是挑战我听力呢？好几个词我蹦嘴边都不晓得说对了没有，但看高辛辞和柯瑞安这表情应该是对了？诶反正外国人能听懂就行了！
话说柯瑞安来颖京学习、他是不是也会说中文呢？我应该怎么礼貌的提一下用中文交流呢？是不是不太礼貌啊……
我还琢磨着，下一道难题却已迎面而来，柯瑞安跟高辛辞寒暄两句居然又把目光放回我身上：“miss Fu, could you give me your phone number? It would be more convenient for our future munication.”
我点点头，欣然从包里拿张名片递过去，然而小老外却没有停下的意思，不知怎么的惊愕一声，吓我一跳抬起头，发现他正盯着我的手。
“wow, I just noticed you're wearing a ring. Are you married? well, it makes sense. I think with your beauty, you must be pursued by many people.Your husband is a very lucky man.”
我大概听懂了意思，但是又有个更尴尬的问题浮现了，我这个是跟江以南的婚戒，高辛辞那个出门太急了忘带了，本想着高辛辞生着气也不会注意到这些细节，结果居然被柯瑞安特意提起来？！还夸我丈夫很幸运！首先江以南娶我是很幸运，其次我现在好像都能想象出高辛辞是怎样拉拉个脸了……
我不自觉的低了低头，尬笑着应和这话，顺带悄摸把手收回桌底下：“三……三q啊你……”
高辛辞咳了咳，伸手给柯瑞安倒了杯茶移到面前：“the weather in Yingjing is dry. drink more water. I can tell your throat is a bit hoarse.”
柯瑞安顿了顿，似乎好像明白点什么，目光在我和高辛辞之间来回转悠：“Um... I'd like to ask a question, Leen. Is miss Fu your wife?”
嚯，小老外问到偏门的重点上了，是不是高辛辞老婆这事现在问得是个哲学问题啊，说是吧，没结婚，说不是吧，当过，孩子都有了，我直了直身体，深吸一口气还是肯定：“yes…”
“No. She is my ex - wife.”小高同学抢答道。
“what？！”我再次凌乱，这次真是在风中了，老天爷恰巧打了个哈欠，导致我一头长发灰溜溜的扑在脸上，思考人生都不能有个合理点的姿势。
高辛辞说什么？我是他前妻？
前妻？？？！
要不要这么准确啊亲！
此话一出连柯瑞安都有点难以置信，僵了许久，终于舒展眉头，结果开口更癫了：“well... I'm sorry. I'm not sure if this should be considered good news. miss Fu, may I take the liberty to ask if you have a boyfriend now?”
我怔了下，扯着嘴角笑笑：“huh? I'm single. but curian, what's the reason you're asking this...”
“Really? that's wonderful, miss Fu. I want to court you. do you know what love at first sight is? miss Fu, I hope you can give me this chance. After today, may I invite you to have dinner with me? I know a really nice restaurant. I'm sure you'll like it...”
“咳咳！”
高辛辞总算忍不住了，一口老血差点喷柯瑞安脸上，这放十几年前可都是他的词儿啊……而且就算没有抢词，当着人家前夫的面对人前妻一见钟情？小老外够开放的！士可忍孰不可忍，叔能忍婶儿都不能忍！小高同学拍着胸脯使劲把那口茶咽下去，上手就差提柯瑞安衣领子了。
“curian, she is my wife！”
“haven't you two divorced? She's single now. I have the right to pursue her, and she has the right to choose between us.”柯瑞安十分不解的摆摆手。
高辛辞又急又气都站起来了，脸色涨得通红：“I'm planning to propose to her again! She... Although we got divorced, she's still the mother of my child. I won't give her up to anyone！”
小老外苦恼的摇摇头：“oh, sorry Leen. You sound really overbearing. what do you think, miss Fu? I'd like to hear your opinion.”
我差点就憋不住笑了，目光游走在俩人之间，严肃脸都显得有点装，主要是看到高辛辞这么尴尬真的好难得啊，话说他那么欺负我，我是不是应该再报复他一下呢……
可惜了，下一秒小高同学就投来违约金警告，我只好幽幽的叹了口气，依旧要做惋惜的样子冲柯瑞安轻轻点头：“Sorry, curian. I still consider myself Leen's wife. I love him. thank you for your affection, but please forgive me for not being able to accept.”